i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
she pinky promised me she was 18
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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