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(413): View more from Massachusetts

when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant

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(970): View more from Colorado

And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

no more duck duck goose at the bar

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(281): View more from Texas

Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either

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(914): View more from New York

Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?

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(440): View more from Ohio

She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again

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