everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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