I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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