Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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