i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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