I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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