So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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