i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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