There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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