That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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