Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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