oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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