just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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