You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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