six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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