What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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