Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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