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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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