thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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