Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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