I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Your penis caused this!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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