Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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