i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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