last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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