I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At least make sure they are 18
Why
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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