Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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