We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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