ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
