She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
