other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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