Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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