evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
