arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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