dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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