This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
they're like a gay fantastic four
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Randomize
