Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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