Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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