I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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