this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
my being single is dangerous.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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