girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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