I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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