Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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