I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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