we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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