he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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