your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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