So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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