I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Farmville is her only friend.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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