What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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