whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Alive.
So much puke
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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