All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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