Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Watching her eat just hurts me
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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