I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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