I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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